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By Emmanuel Williams

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Ain’t nobody broke as me

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Don’t you think I’m so thrifty 

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

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Sir Thrifty got leopard print and fatty shins

Excuse his language

Gave a shit back in ‘96

Now he just angry

Patty cake and milkshakes

He grew up hongry

Cool as a uber Tesla sittin’ on twenty fo’s

Wit his girlfriend

Jackin a big ass bag in the back

And now they cruisin

Ain’t shit but a mint in his pocket

Ain’t nothin on his mind but his heart beat

Cus she wanna ring

Thinkin bout robbin the mall

How he gon’ ball

He just want it all

When they get hitched will she still be his freak

A ha

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Ain’t nobody broke as me

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Don’t you think I’m so thrifty 

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Ain’t nobody broke as me

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Don’t you think I’m so thrifty 

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

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Those huge money signs

Get blockin out the thoughts ya boy was havin

While the eye was blackin out

And she’s trying on that thong in her size

He had to pick up medication

But after the train station

He had wood, sho felt good

To slap them thighs…

Hagglin with goodwill 

Over sneakers that was ill

But oh boy, did shit get real

“How much you say?”

“I’ll be right back

I’ll put em back

Remember the rack they was on”

With a step next

To the granny dresses

He slips them bitches on 

And was gone

“Oops!”

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Ain’t nobody broke as me

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Don’t you think I’m so thrifty 

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

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Now we are

The brokest mothefonkas on the planet

My My

Yo pockets empty ain’t no need to panic

Ooh Ooh

I got a brick and grab yoself some matches

Ooh Ooh

I’ll arsonist and you can smash and grab it

We are

The brokest mothefonkas on the planet

My My

Yo pockets empty ain’t no need to panic

Ooh Ooh

I got a brick and grab yoself some matches

Ooh Ooh

I’ll arsonist and you can smash and grab it

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Ain’t nobody broke as me

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Don’t you think I’m so thrifty 

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Ain’t nobody broke as me

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

Don’t you think I’m so thrifty 

I want everything free 

(Everything free free)

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(fade out)