Category: POETRY
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Moonlight: Till The Branches Do Break
By Emmanuel Williams May 1, 2026 * Oh moon, how thou dost please me It is I you must know by now Yet thou who musn’t ever know me And you who will always entreat me With tonight’s orange moonrise On the first it be of May The month of my birth A flower you…
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What Women Want
By Emmanuel Williams April 27, 2026 I have found What women truly desire And it is To be truly admired * Those who fail Have a very loud wail They’re all male And their hearts have grown stale Which worsens the matter When all that they’re after Have turned their back And may never come…
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The Keanu Fucking Reeves Ode
By Emmanuel Williams * I beg you please Listen to me I’ll tell you a legend Of Keanu Reeves * There’s pale in his face Yes there’s style But more grace * A prisoner of blockbuster film He is The Prince of Action * The one, the brutal Your vital action hero No “dude” has…
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Ode To Johnny Depp
By Emmanuel Williams * The legend that is the Depp of fortune For fortune and the curls of Cry Baby Hands like weapons and fingers of knives A wonder known haunted as Edward With bats above his head And cocaine in his blood Among others and yet like no other Johnny. Fucking. Depp. Or Willy…
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There You Are, Here I Am
By Emmanuel Williams * There you are Here I am * You sit crescent and majestic I lay here watching Aladdin While a Twink naked touches In the shelter bunk above me * There you are Here I am * Today I laid with my wife Finally tasted her legs Yet I lie, beneath your…
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Christmas, It Will Come
By Emmanuel Williams * I have fell on my sword And fallen on ice I slipped into drugs And came out barely right * Christmas, it will come And the pain will subside * I have killed mice and mood And drank much to my fill I have scraped off the paint And led troops…
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Everything Free (Outkast Parody)
By Emmanuel Williams * Ain’t nobody broke as me I want everything free (Everything free free) Don’t you think I’m so thrifty I want everything free (Everything free free) * Sir Thrifty got leopard print and fatty shins Excuse his language Gave a shit back in ‘96 Now he just angry Patty cake and milkshakes…
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Sincerely, Tinkerbell…
By Emmanuel Williams * Oh Peter I’m here when you need me Whether you see me Or ever free me * Oh Peter If only I could tell you How much I’ve loved you How I’ve needed you… * Peter, it’s me Tinkerbell You know, I’m the fairy Hope that it isn’t too scary *…
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Poem of the Masochist
By Emmanuel Williams * I will take my pain Adore all shame Take all blame All in the name * With my steps forward I take one back I am guilty of loving it My evil lacks not * There is nowhere to run Let the darknesses come Lightning pierce the sky A burden, I…
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Give You My Word
By Emmanuel Williams * I have so much power for this I am clever, with wit She knows I’m sick with it… * I’m a grand piano being played by a cheerleader From Manga No stranger No danger No drama * Age 16 behind the wheel of a Hummer An infant attempting a filibuster A…
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Beloved Unknown!
By Emmanuel Williams * Things surely have gone askew I have nothing less to do For I cannot say what I wish to say And I cannot be at fault for honesty’s delay * You and I are in this together As I wish to tell the complete tale That is for another day And…
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Oh Trump
By Emmanuel Williams * Oh you escape artist You pompous frictionist Aging hypocratist Problematic president! * Oh Trump You’re like a mother took a dump A rotten orange still plump A truck at the pump * Queen of the sycophant bees Lies that grow on trees Supreme Court on its knees CONGRESS IRONING YOUR TEES!…
